Today, at the self-checkout, I didn't have enough money for honey, so I just walked out with it and ended up getting caught. Now I have to hold a sign in front of the store wearing a big bumblebee costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a self-checkout, I scanned all my items, bagged them, and left. Only when I got outside did I realize I had completely forgotten to pay. I then noticed that security was running to stop me, and I had to explain that I wasn’t a thief, just an idiot. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping and treated myself to fresh flowers. At self-checkout, I scanned everything, paid and left. An employee ran after me to ask if I’d paid for the flowers. I’d scanned them as bananas, paying 68 cents instead of $12. I awkwardly scuttled back inside to “fix it.” FML
Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was hungry. Lacking money, I went into a Wawa and snagged a few tasty snacks, then walked out. Some damn do-gooder followed me out, shouting, "HE DIDN'T PAY!! THAT MAN DID NOT PAY!" I got my snacks confiscated and myself banned for life. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
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Kurliez408 32
You're upset for getting caught stealing? Be thankful they didn't call the police. YDI.
manb91uk 22
You live in a cartoon?! How awesome!
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Comments (27)
Davros 12
Maybe you'll learn to behive yourself?
Karthik_Raj 14
This is honey trap of the literal variety
BurnInDemonFire 39
What did the sign say? "Will twerk for honey"?
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Who needs honey so desperately that they will resort to stealing?
Glowworm56 27
Winnie the Pooh?
nevereyes 31
Honey is a non-necessity, why risk getting caught?
SilentCat 22
GASP! Everyone knows honey IS a necessity! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dhSdnDb3tk ""The Bare Necessities" Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities Are Mother Nature's recipes That bring the bare necessities of life Wherever I wander, wherever I roam I couldn't be fonder of my big home The bees are buzzin' in the trees To make some honey just for me The bare necessities of life will come to you Yeah, better, beautiful Wherever I wander, wherever I roam I couldn't be fonder of my big home The bees are buzzin' in the trees To make some honey just for me The bare necessities of life will come to you"
Glowworm56 27
If the crime fits, wear it!
ChromoTec 24
At least you can make your own honey now
GamerChickxoxo 16
ya know,in some countries they cut your hand off when your caught stealing..if your lucky.
storm74 9
People like you are the reason the bees are disappearing.
Lillysar91 20
Fyl? Seriously instead of returning the item or canceling it you chose to steal? And a pot of honey of all things! It’s kind of the store to not have called the cops and pressed charges.You’d end up with a criminal record.