Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on "Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
You've come to the wrong place if you want sympathy for this. You not only deserve the shame from making your colleagues suffer for your stupidity, but you also deserve the words "I'm a moron" tattooed on your forehead, in Comic Sans, as a double dose of humiliation.
Ghostrui 31
And they have good reason to be.
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Comments (42)
Sinshine 28
Watch Netflix on your own time. You don't get paid to entertain your lazy ass. I'm surprised you still have your job.
donb23 23
Well arn't you the life of the party!
Alup132 22
That’s like saying you robbed a store and now they’re gonna arrested, and you’re upset that you’ve been caught. I hope you posted this purposely so that people would tell you it’s your fault...
blondie45 21
It amazes me that some people have a problem actually realizing that a job means being paid to WORK...
manb91uk 22
Twat
BurnInDemonFire 39
Or bellend, or wanker, or some other third thing. Thanks a lot, mom.
MikuandKaito 24
That is not fair...for them, not you. This isn't elementary school, why should everyone be punished for your mistake?
RinoaHeartilly 36
I hit the wrong button! I'm sorry!
Mungolikecandy 19
More an FML for your coworkers and it is a shock that you have not been fired for what you did.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Well duh, you ruined it for everyone Hope you get the sack
zuckerburg 21
In the army, we would have taken soap, put it in our socks, and beat the living shit out of you for bringing down the entire platoon with your attitude - My Dad 2001
ojosRojos 28
Your coworkers are the ones who should be writing an FML, not your un-sorry ass