Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I finally get to go surfing! On my way out, I got a splinter that’s still way too deep to remove, causing me to cancel the surf day and now it really hurts to walk. FML
Today, I was supposed to be on my way to Hawaii for a long-planned family vacation, but I had an anxiety attack that I couldn't explain. Now I'm lying in bed and crying, and my phone is blowing up with texts and calls. FML
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Top comments
bluejello2001 18
So deal with it at home? It's not as convenient, and there might be a little mess, but you can shave/wax/nair/whatever yourself. Being a fuzzy woman sucks though, I hear you.
nitemare0 17
I'm sure there are local places in Hawaii you could stop at
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Comments (20)
RichardPencil 32
Wear a one-piece. Very few women should be wearing bikinis. (To be fair, most men shouldn't go to the beach topless.)
distortedcognition 17
If you’re going to Maui I can point you in the direction of some isolated beaches
alberich 16
I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!! I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!! DON'T F*CKING CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!! IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!! ♫
Lurker1 9
You already have a husband so who cares what anyone else thinks. But if it really bothers you i'm sure a place like Hawaii would have plenty of places to get it done, alternatively buy yourself a nice one piece swimsuit.
fjvitt 14
Two words “Hawaiian Spa”
julianamariex3 15
Oh boo hoo. 🙄 Just shave it! And have him help with the back! I would kill to have a bikini body!
Smgreene 15
No need to say what others have said. Its an easy fix.
TheCrazedHare 7
Shave yourself?/ ask husband for help? More work but if you are legit concerned about it. Also, tbh if you are there hairy, (I'm assuming you are female, but I don't have information to go off of), maybe you should go to the Dr, because unless you have family remembers with that genetic it could be hormones or an underlining physical thing.