Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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Top comments
me5 0
he is the idiot. he's even rejected in dreams
soozjw 2
Dump him, he's a jerk!
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Comments (88)
intensitive 11
And your response should be: "Get out. I'll date someone who actually goes to *college here*".
Mx718 0
Lulz.
pinkkloverr 0
its not your fault he was being a dbag when you were being nice to him. he probably thinks you're an idiot for calling him smart after he got rejected.
darkmis1 18
Don't take it seriously. People say things they don't mean when they're really upset.
keax_fml 0
why are you with someone who thinks you're dumb? you can do better than him!
patticake1601 0
he has no respect for you, this comes out in people when they are angry or drunk. He really thinks you are an idiot, I would never say this to anyone I don't know, but you should not put all your hopes on this one, even though I do not know you, you deserve respect. Calling someone an idiot is offensive.
myfriend_youfail 3
What a jackass. They probably loved his GPA and test scores...it's his attitude that got him rejected.
PhillyFox 0
Wow. What an asshole. If he's usually like that you should dump him. If he's not, he might have just snapped at you since he was so pissed. Still...
unlucky93_fml 0
he was just upset. don't be too offended by it!
CyclonePsycho 1
No wonder he got rejected. ._. All the college needed to do was take one look at his 'community service' of kicking kittens. Seriously, this might just be a one time thing, but his attitude sucks.
hiyaishmeh 0
oh wow^^'