Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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me5 0
he is the idiot. he's even rejected in dreams
soozjw 2
Dump him, he's a jerk!
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Comments (88)
missalice0306 19
Frustrated or not, you can't just be snapping at people anytime you feel like it. If that's what he does whenever he gets angry, what will he do to you when something else he doesn't like happens to him? If he gets fired from his job, for example, will he remember from this incident or will he just snap at you again? If this is the way he's going to be whenever he gets frustrated, you're better off without him.
ode_2_jessegan 2
Did you reply with, "a newly single idiot?" =]
michaelarenee15 3
And your reply should have been, "well now you have nothing. Rejected by your dream college and dumped by your girlfriend."
Zenia88 10
What. An. Idiot.
maggielove404 4
I think he was just really angry and upset and his anger probably got the best of him.
ilcap 12
Break up with him, he's obviously an asshole. Even if it's a bad day, he can't say stuff like that to you.
LadenMichael 6
Wow what an ass
ThLast_Huntr22 7
He was probably just emotionally torn apart that's why he acted like that, I have a friend who did that same thing