Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
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Luckster 0
At least you know ahead of time that he doesn't think solely with his dick.
Imauser 0
Girls need to realize that their boobs are not more interesting than history. It's not like boobs defeated the Nazis.
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Comments (144)
sevenalive 0
ydi for being a cam horror. your "bf" (customer) already paid you and figured out his punishment for such a bad choice was the history channel, but to his surprise there was something on more interesting than you.
conan6 0
Depends on what show it is.
NorfolkDude 2
I'd watch History Channel too. I mean you can always see boobies, but missing out on history channel? F that.
WonderBlunder 0
Yeah right.. I bet by "History channel" he meant HustlerTV. But honestly, what's wrong with History Channel? It could be an interesting program.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
You ****. He's was obviously grossed out by your implants. o_o
bookworm124 0
Uh, ew. At least wait to see him IRL to take off your clothes. Anyway, The History Channel is FTW. If your guy is that smart, and not hopped up on male hormones like the majority of the male population, be happy that you're lucky to get a guy who won't bug you for sex all the time.
machete_fml 0
maybe he thought just looking on your cam-boobs would be frustrating. stop torturing him!
katsuku 5
That would have been my answer too! The history channel has so many good shows! Plus he's learning. He's probably seen your **** twelve dozen times, there's no more learning to be had there.
LemonFairy 0
There are some times when History Channel bores me to death, but others where I love it. (President's Day specials? Win. All though I'm really into A&E at the moment - anybody else love Intervention and Obsessed?) OP: At least you know you have a guy who actually has the capability to think. If you leave him make sure to let him know that there are a bunch of people over this way who want somebody like him.
ericalew_xo 0
Intervention is a great show.
plexico 4
The worst part is that it was during a commercial. And why are you pants still on?