Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then "All By Myself" came on the radio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finally alone for the first time in a year. I thought I'd go to a restaurant, but ended up getting there before they opened. While waiting, I listened to music, only to end up crying for several minutes because I haven't had a girlfriend since 2010, and never will again. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, I was at a new restaurant when I went to the restroom. When I was done, I sat back down at the table, and idly started listening to my friends chatting. After a few seconds, I realized I'd sat at the wrong table, with complete strangers, who were too polite and/or bemused to say anything. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
haha it's funny how life works like that.
doctor_J 0
Get a life. When u do find one, let me know so I can get one as well. /:
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Comments (81)
chamboi42o 0
lmao
HaileyHAVOC 0
how about you go make some friends? also that is just awesome timing, I legitimately would have laughed aloud to myself once I realized the song and everything.
Lighting_XDB 0
Ha! That's very sad but epic. XD
sandera_little96 0
Your life is the defenision of irony my frend
twistdintensi0ns 0
it's better than "im so lonely" comin on;)
yaknowiverse 0
Green Day's version?
momoegan 4
I feel like they played that for you
homes7d 14
Who deserves this no one does he's sad and alone it's not fare to tell this poor chap YDI he dose not Fyl sorry bro hope you make some
darbmutat 12
Reminds me of poor Nietzsche, all alone in a city, having to make up friends he had conversations w/ to explore philosophy... Don't worry too much, best opportunities tend to present themselves on their own.
HunkyMumbles 27
Perfect timing!