Today, my co-workers threw me a surprise 30th birthday party. After lighting sparklers on the cake and singing happy birthday, we all enjoyed a few moments of sparkly, happy fun time. Then the building's fire alarm tripped and over 200 people had to be evacuated. FML
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Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise birthday party. When I walked in and they yelled “SURPRISE!”, I screamed, dropped my coffee, and reflexively shouted, “Who are you people?!” before realizing it was for me. They’re still laughing. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML
Today, my coworkers surprised me with a birthday cake. It was really sweet, until I realized it was for another “Chris” who works in accounting. They only noticed after I blew out the candles. FML
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littleteapot 21
It's not really a party until the cops (and firefighters) show up.
Welshite 40
You should have made it a wet t-shirt party. Then it would have become a really fun celebration.
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Comments (49)
lulinator 40
Did you get to see the hot firemen that came to investigate? Happy Birthday, indeed!!
StzaCrack666 18
hey at least they threw you a party
trendkilla254 4
cool story bro
danilynn6308 14
At least it's a party they won't forget.
jkjorn 18
I'm voting YCDI (Your Coworkers Deserved It). Doesn't seem like a good idea to light off sparklers indoors.
worldclassrager 41
Well happy birthday!
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Happy bay! Lol sorry man that blows! Hope the rest of your day gets better!
GentlemanBastard 15
Am I thinking of the right sparklers? The metal wire covered with that gray sulfurous stuff? Or is sparklers a Canadian word for candles?
noah_1234 24
atleast people remembered your birthday
ThepurpleCow 19
Well that sounds fun. Can I join in?