Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I found sex tapes on my husband's computer of me and him. Not only have I never done a sex tape, we were doing stuff I’ve never done before. Turns out he got an AI to make them, since I don’t do that stuff for him, he thought the acceptable alternative was to make fakes to wank over. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I was blowing my husband when we heard that distinctive shutter noise, and we realised our daughter had taken a photo of us. Apparently, she meant to take a video because she knows a website where any kind of "spying on people having sex" video will earn her $50. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
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No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
divorce him .... use the tapes as evidence in court you're likely to get more since he is the scum of the earth
flyboy57 0
tape a **** you I'm leaving video for him!
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geekplaya 0
replace the video with my little pony, season 8, episode 14
justalilcrazy 3
hahaha
Recusant 0
Since he likes showing off in front of a camera, help him out & show everyone he knows, including family!
j8t 0
replace the tape of you ******* his **** toy and don't invite him
MsCharei 0
If he was smart, he would've taken the video out. Divorce asap !
im_a_dinosaur 0
haha who does that. what a tosser
leotarde 0
that sucks
lynxstorm 0
Sorry that you found out that way. But very true you can use it against him in court. Of course if it were me I'd send a copy to all of his family members.
Bucinka 5
So here 's what you do. Depending on the size of the lens in the camera, you just put a sticker over the lens, or if it's big enough, tape a small piece of paper that says something like "**** you, asshole" or "You're busted"to the lens with the writing facing in, so the message appears on the next tape. Now, if you're feeling really evil, and can find the videos he created (I assume it's a digital camera and he's saving them on his computer as .mpeg's or something), create an e-mail account with an assumed name, get a blog, and post the .mpeg file to the blog with a "You're busted, douchebag*" message of some sort. Then send an e-mail to him under the assumed name, inviting him to come see the video. Since he's clearly a **** addict, he might well fall for messages like "Free lifetime hot vids! No credit card needed" or some shit like that. Then, when he clicks on the link, it takes him to the video of him and **** on the Side, with your message. If you're REALLY evil, send the message to the girl also. And his boss--unless **** on the Side IS his boss! Props to #24 for making me think of this. *Hey, it's not a good FML post unless I throw in at least one "douchebag"
Cookiemjnw 0
write a note on the fridge "Dear ***** and husband and that's pretty much it
ihatebunnys2 0
why would ppl say she deserves it? it's not even her falt