Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I actually had to reassure the girl I'm seeing that she can't "catch" my epilepsy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
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cptmorgan15 2
Yes, **** your life. Not the guy who's having a seizure.
Haiden_fml 0
Warning: Rapist around. Signs of rapist are; Going to the movies, video games and oldness. If this rapist try's to attack you shine flash light off and on rapidly until help arrives.
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Comments (145)
annonomusCG 0
I know people say age is nothing but a number. But that's two generations!!!!!
RebeccaLynnBoch 0
HAH!! Haha! Hah.. Thaaat suckss..
isohappy4u 2
yeah YOUR life sounds just horrible... meanwhile that guy is over there having a seizure!
Socomsnake 11
Ah, I just love reading stories about people getting embarrassed when other people are having medical emergencies. Picked up on the sarcasm yet, OP? Shame on you.
Dc040583 6
Oh that's not so bad. I've had my mother referred to as my 'wife'. I was 14...
kiaroxilles 8
I don't understand all the YDI's. We need more information before we select that. For starters, we don't know how old OP is and if she's in fact not a minor, she has every right to date someone older than her; nothing wrong with that. Secondly, maybe he looks young. Some people are just clueless when it comes to age. I've been with my fiancé for a few years now and a while back he had to have ankle surgery, so I took him. In the pre-op room several doctors referred to me as his mom. We were both 19 at the time, and he's 2 months older than me. Another instance was when we took his cousin out to dinner (who is a month younger than him), and the waiter asked him if she was his mom. And his actual mom looks so young people have mistakenly teased her for dating such a young man.
tverhaegen 7
Gold digger?!?!?
obeykaitlyn 25
how could you not know about him? did you meet him through the Internet?
kevinsagirl2323 8
What do you mean turned out to be? didn't you know his age before you went out with him?