Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I was feeding my neighbor's cat while they are out of town. As I set the food down, the cat bit me, drawing blood. I reflected that although I'm all that stands between it and starvation, even the cat doesn't want to be my friend. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I've been assigned to watch my friend's cat while he's away from home. His cat is 22 years-old and very grumpy. Most of my time has been spent making sure she's not dead, and getting attacked when I accidentally interrupt her naps. I've already got a few scratches. This is gonna be a long few days. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
Today, I have to give my cat medicine to help with his constipation. He doesn't like it. On the other hand, my other cat, who isn't constipated, loves it. This may prove to be challenging. FML
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Top comments
ella23 0
Surely you should assume that all cats have claws until proven otherwise?
xxmollyxx 25
Is it the norm for cats to be "declawed" over there? How mean.
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Comments (168)
LoriLou 1
next time OP get wet cat food (the ones in the small cans) and put the pill in it and make it into a little ball. let the cat eat it like that. (: hope this helps (:
ashleympenrose 0
Most people don't declaw their cats dipshit. Your stupid for thinking it wouldnt have claws
loganberrybat 11
Most cats have their claws - have some common sense and assume they have them and are not one of the few that have cruelly had them removed!
MsBHaven 8
You gave it a pill each time you 'came'!?...im not surprised it scratched you. YDI for forcing something down the cats throat when coming! :S
Mcsandwich 0
Less fabric to rip...
kikks_xx 10
Why would you assume that a cat is declawed? You totally deserve it, OP
ashjo 12
if you were smarter you'd think about crushing the pill into his food
magnetic_aura 26
Why would your default assumption be that a cat was declawed? Cats come with claws, you should assume that they have them...
bleedingglitter 24
That would be because declawing is cruel and not necessary on any level.
Kaoticwolf 17
what we do with my dogs is put peanut butter on the pills