Can't catch a break
Today, while still on a month of bed rest from a recent surgery, I started developing a fever from a booster shot. FML
Today, while still on a month of bed rest from a recent surgery, I started developing a fever from a booster shot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML
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DLBL 23
How do you know it was from the booster shot? Fevers have any number of causes. Also, a slight rise in temperature is not a "Fever."
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DLBL 23
How do you know it was from the booster shot? Fevers have any number of causes. Also, a slight rise in temperature is not a "Fever."