Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
mrcarmine 0
NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY shit, that ******* sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.
iampunk 0
'Cause you were there and would know right?
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Comments (28)
shinigami777 1
#18, you're just stupid! who can't describe their own car to the cops?! #19, I don't see what's so hard to believe about a car theft, they happen all the time!
anynonymous_fml 0
That sux but is incredibly funny. Totally made my day (yes i know i'm a horrible person)
squelchy451 0
i dont see how some people would click "u deserved that one" its not like he/she parked in diabled person/tow-away or in front of a hydrant. That really sucks hope u got your car back :)
PandaLoverXD 12
They want to be 'different', so they pick YDI even though they don't deserve it.
wickedsick 0
Ahhh. That's ******. Sorry.
bigraws23 0
LOFL
capgray 0
thats what she said ^
k_cuz 0
You forgot to capitalize "I".
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Wow. I'm a kind of grammar nazi (with stuff like "should of" or your/you're), but I-capitalization? Seriously? Pull your head out of your ass.
hihowudern 0
WOW THAT SUCKS ;p
mokielove 10
confused ok you parked your car a distance of 3 blocks. as you were turning the last corner you saw the car and dodged out the way. how did your car go that far turn corners, and almost hit you. do you get what I'm saying makes no sense.
furubafan74 18
Somebody stole OP's car. That's the FML.