Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
Today, I spent the day cleaning my apartment because my parents are visiting on Monday. I finally finished at midnight and went to bed exhausted. Then my mother called to say they couldn't make it after all. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
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Top comments
DemonicAngel151 0
Ouch...damn your parents know you all too well huh? XD FYL
ithedarkknight 0
well that doesnt really mean anything... i mean you could of just said well dad i wanted to talk to you about something i wanted... and make something up therefore it would look like you cleaned the house because you wanted something in return instead of just standing there looking guilty you need to learn how to lie on the spot jeez
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Comments (81)
keeeever 0
sounds like your parents don't really care.
colourmealy 0
dos'nt seem like they care...not an fml to me
iwearfeathers 0
at least the house is clean.
jdubbs2009 0
My parents are smart as hell they have so many tricks and stuff they no every detail of rhe house when they leave and they have our neibohrs spy on me and my brothers but I've learned their paterns and they trust me it's all about learning ther patterns and gaining ther trust and in my case becoming better friends with your neibohrs then my parents are
Schumy0724 4
so what
jakerman3 0
thats exactly how i got caught for a party, but they also found a ping pong ball from beer pong
dr_house_MD 0
fake heard this one already
Polionixon 2
just because it happened to one person doesn't mean it can't happen to multiple people lol you guys....
Hich17 0
Not an FML. Fun anecdote, maybe, but not FML material.
HankHill_fml 0
UMM so I don't get it. What is so FML about this? Unless you said that your parents beat the crap out of you then I'd understand.
epic_delight1337 0
why didnt u just ask if u could have a party in the first place?