Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play Dungeons & Dragons. One of our players suddenly had trouble with his wife and brought his toddler over. The kid would not stop crying, getting into places he shouldn't be, and loudly shitting his diaper every 15 minutes. I had to eject the player from the game. This is why I don't want kids. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play D&D. Some old acquaintances wanted to join, saying they'd pay for food. When I picked them up to drive them to the game, they claimed they were screwed on their paychecks, couldn't afford food or gas. However, they could afford Mountain Dew and candy bars for themselves. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
Today, I asked my 4-year-old daughter where her father went. She said, "Out to have fun with Zoe." Acting on suspicion, I followed him and did a stakeout. Hours later, I barged in and caught him playing Dungeons and Dragons. "Zoe" is the female wizard he plays as. FML
Today, my best friend of a decade ended our friendship, all because I wouldn't kick someone from our Dungeons and Dragons table that he disliked. FML
Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded, "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded, "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my son what his goals in life are. He said he doesn’t have any career goals, and the only thing he wants out of life is to play Dungeons and Dragons. I have failed as a parent. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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boatiebanter 0
You dad was a douche as a kid. And clearly sees nothing wrong with it. But as long as he doesn't pick on you now, that's not really an FML.
d347hm4n 0
Well, we all know the type of guy your old man is. Still, D&D is one of the more wholesome hobbies available to the young generation, enjoy yourself :D
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Comments (208)
tomFTW 0
lmfao dude, your dad owned you.
Legz 0
YAY!! DND is alive and well!! :D You rock
pew_pew_lasers 0
Do me a favor and go call your dad a ******.
null_fml 11
Don't take it too personally. If your dad is anything like mine he'll question your nerdy hobbies one second then go out and brag about your grades to his coworkers the next.
rachelbrianna25 0
WAY 2 GO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! totally agree. get out of ur house. LOL!!!
flyingheads7853 0
YDI stop playing dungeons and dragons
Tyler50314 0
I played WOW back when it came out when I was in like 6th and 7th grade, and I got shunned for Warhammer 40,000 in 8th. Im in 11th grade now and not all gaming stereotypes are true. I am on the football team, have a great social life, and have had a few girlfriends.
miss_mojo 2
hahaha. yikess. im not judging, but just as long the game doesnt take over your life, then i dont see what hell people are bitching about to 'get a life'. douchetards.
ItsNotTheTime 0
I wanna hang out with your dad.
Colombus_fml 0
I think D&D is okay for 2nd graders. I think You should get some friends and do something productive with your life. God, now I feel like and asshole.