Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
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G0DL1K3D3V1L 0
Wow, that's harsh. I hope him sleeping with your sister was before you two got together. But based on the FML, perhaps not.
mrda 0
Oooo pimpin lol
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Comments (48)
iAndrea 0
He was probably joking...
happy2468 21
Probably not.
nuttinick 0
go **** his brother, or if he doesnt have one, his best friend.
SarahStarzz 0
#12 agreed , RevENGE hehe
cmac86 24
your family sounds freaky- and not in a good way.
Noah_h 0
threesome!!!!
demonkey_fml 4
Why are you with this idiot boyfriend? Also, your Mom needs professional help!! Make sure you remember this dinner when you pick out the (preferably) roach infested nursing home that you are going to stick her into when she succumbs to Alzheimer's...
flyingfuk 0
YDI for being ugly
scottm15 0
might not be ugly.. could just suck in bed. idk why.. but the sisters are usually better ;)
crudeandrudeguy 29
I have a very distinct feeling that both of you are virgins... And shall remain so till death.
Sweet_Instance 0
wow. that's uh, pretty f*ked up.
Tevon 0
Is did the entire football and track team
beaniebabe 0
that was dumb of him to say
lwt2009 0
DUMP HIM