Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML
Today, I found out my school's financial aid had a "misunderstanding" of my finances, I can no longer afford to pay half of my bills or pay for Christmas. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I’m so hungry. My parents only get food for my sister and I’ve been surviving on cheese sticks for the past week. I only have one left. I don’t get paid until next week. I’m so scared I’m gonna faint at the wheel instead of at home, where I’m usually able to sit down and get some water before I do. FML
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18
You need to increase your sauce of income somehow.
Pelreskovich 11
Garnish your Ramen noodles with it. Ramen is ******* delicious. Years of food for pocket change!
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Comments (229)
zoeybellafluffy 2
Hey applesauce is pretty good :]
metalmods94 8
Better drink my own piss
KxHoneyCombxP 24
I feel you. I didn't eat for days at a time in college because my job paid crap. After a year I discovered that I qualified for state assistance the whole time.