Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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Gmoney12 18
Did you just friendZone yourself?
aligator121 15
Does Maddy know this?
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Comments (116)
juarezj96 12
She just friend zoned herself!
lifesacircus 8
that sucks. don't worry about it too much though. work relationships never last long anyways. and when it doesn't you can be the friend he needs and then who knows.. maybe he'll see you in another light?
volkener12 1
You made maddy a very happy girl
Allisauce 7
That's why you ask in person... Not over text.
nmrg 10
Oh how awkward -.-'
worldclassrager 41
You'll get him next time...don't give up...
QueenOrangeSoda 21
SO WHAT?! Theire are kids starving in Africa everyeach day, and people kids who get bullyed for no reason, and THIS is all you have to about? You think your whole entire life is f'ed, while you sleep in a bed every night and is not starving? People need to get a life and count there blessings!
justtheotherguy 12
Time for Maddie to get maddy or maybe saddy
babygirl125 6
Haha ive had this happen to me
how_to_implode 17
On the one hand that does blow. On the other ... well, you do important stuff like that in person. Sharing strong personal emotions like that over text is just impersonal and weak in its effect. I know it hurts, though, and I feel for you. =/