Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, I confidently corrected someone in a group conversation. I was wrong. Very wrong. Everyone stared while Google proved me incorrect in seconds. I nodded and pretended I meant something else. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
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Top comments
kevint9911 15
Can't blame it all on auto correct
MrMassive 0
Wow you need to learn the difference between texting and real life
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Comments (259)
IhateMahLife16 0
Should have been better prepared.
sweettpie129 11
Failsauce.
Rainchikmoo 6
You're reeetarded.
unidentifieduser 23
Don't blame technology on your stupidity. Not cool!
redtigerlily 5
It means the same thing.
Twi_lover_EC 6
am i the only one who gets on and there is so many comments on one thing you don't kno wat the fudgesicles to put as a comment cuz everyone took your comment:/
hattypat 0
Lesson learned. Don't make excuses next time. Sorry you had to go through that. How embarrassing.
doumtabarnack 12
always blame it on auto-correct
itsmygoodlife 4
wow this is actually humiliating to imagine..sorry OP. think of a better excuse next time
timidanne 10
Way to "avoid embarrassment"