Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year-old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML
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Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML
Today, while on a road trip through Australia with my dad, we were both complaining that we had yet to see any kangaroos. Suddenly, we saw one up real close. The rental car saw it even closer. FML
Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML
Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
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meeeep 0
i didn't notice that either! haha. i didn't know the moms name was kanga but i knew the little one's name was roo. this made me laugh :D
Seti_fml 0
holy shit... i'm really not joking when i say this. I never realized that until just now. I guess i never really thought about it... Don't feel bad OP, you're not alone.
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CaptainStew 0
Most likely, over half of the people who are like, "OMG YOU DIDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT?!!?!!1!?!!11!!!//!!" didn't know that either. :D
WFMS 0
so what my mom had he at 40
under_achiver 0
I hope you don't every have kids, someone that cant figure out that 47 - 5 = 42 should be thrown in a pit, a very deep one.
scorpioserpent 1
but it's a woman. Not a good idea to have kids after 40. Hopefully the kid is adopted.
vampirate 0
this is the dumbest FML I have ever read.
IN5AN3 0
Hope you're not thinking of home schooling your kid... :P
4funinthesun 0
haha. i figured that out last month.
4funinthesun 0
so she was 38 when she had the baby. big whoop. i know someone who had a baby when she was 50.
RunZoneFive 0
...and? I didn't notice that 'til you pointed it out either bro
Vasir 2
Wow, your right! Thanks!
emschick 0
Dude. You're 47 and have a 5 year old. FYL.
laxfreak37 0
woww. hahahaha. im 12 and got that about 7 years ago. oh well. i get teased all the time cause my names actually wini. wini -the pooh. get it? hahaha. (:
crazysk8guy 0
I just barley realized that reading this fml exept I'm 14
happylittleman 0
If you're twelve, you shouldn't be on FML. Get off now, before your little eyes are forever scarred. Stupid ******* kids.