Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year-old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML
Today, while on a road trip through Australia with my dad, we were both complaining that we had yet to see any kangaroos. Suddenly, we saw one up real close. The rental car saw it even closer. FML
Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML
Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
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meeeep 0
i didn't notice that either! haha. i didn't know the moms name was kanga but i knew the little one's name was roo. this made me laugh :D
Seti_fml 0
holy shit... i'm really not joking when i say this. I never realized that until just now. I guess i never really thought about it... Don't feel bad OP, you're not alone.
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livingdeath 0
What the hell does LMAO mean? Seriously. I'm getting kinda confused about its usage, it seems to be as versataile as '****.'
lilmisskissmyass 0
it means laugh my ass off.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Wow, oyu just pointed that out to me. Haha I never realized that, either. Don't feel bad :D
abcsforelise 0
duuuuude!i didnt get that until like last week haha
antonioohama 0
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blackcatcutie 0
I knew that when I was 3 wow...I'm sry but this is just sad
megatallkid 0
why the hell are you havin kids at 42
sammy6597 0
#314? It's none of your business why she decided to have kids late! My auntie had my little cousin when she was 41, and his older sisters will be like 24 when he's 5. That's life you weirdo :L
Bucinka 5
It's really none of your business when, why, or how people have children. Save your zingers for douches who really deserve it.
hellokittywhore 0
haha I just got it!!!! lol I'm serious
lilmizzmuffet 0
haha, i jus got it too :P