Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. Fifteen minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
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nxkftw 0
what imbeciles. fyl for being related to your cousin.
Peroxide 3
wtf, drinking but young enough to get grounded? Whats this Ohio state like people?
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Comments (45)
eurostar710 11
YDI for calling the cops on them.
lexxiii 17
She didn't call the cops on them, the cops were probably driving through the neighbourhood to check for any crime /misbehaviour and ended up seeing two kids with liquor, and therefore followed them back to the house.
TallMist 32
They were likely underage if they had to steal liquor to drink it. Also, they stole liquor. That's 2 crimes. They deserved the cops called on them. Then they lied to the police, which I'm certain is another crime.
Bullheard 0
stupid dimbasses! who did the cop beleve you or them?
drdingus 27
ouch
slingo234 12
Lock up your liquor is it that hard?
Karlsmarx2 9
Be happy you're nephew is street smart
subscript 15
If it were me they would be in so much more trouble for lying to a cop
rinzlerkitty94 31
I would ship them both off to the most strict military school I could find. Little bastards need to learn some discipline.
danman27 15
I'm pretty sure the cop would believe you over them
tanman230 10
I hate situations like this cause you were trying to be nice and he took advantage of he and then tried to throw you under the bus when he got caught. what a shitty human being.