Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, in my school's rugby grand final, I had to take a penalty kick to win the game. Possibly the easiest kick I've taken all year. I stuff it up, and it completely missed. A crowd of 2000 people laughed, and later booed me off the field. FML
Today, my team was mistakenly scheduled against an over-60 team. I'd feel sorry for the old fogeys if they hadn't beaten us 3-0 and racked up seven yellow cards and a red on the way to doing so. FML
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, after winning the first set for school tennis championship, the losing side refused to shake hands with my team. We ended up getting disqualified from the championship by the referee for bad conduct, even though it wasn't our fault. We told the referee what happened, and he said, "Suck it up." FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML
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raNDMGUy 5
how do you win for 49 years then lose 63-0????
allmidnighteyes 11
Motherfucking dammit. I lost the game.
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Comments (145)
scarletlily_fml 3
YDI for thinking American "football" is football >.> God, shut up.
dverts 0
yo which school? i heard a story like that in my school
prettykitty123 0
How are they your teams rival if you beat them 49 year in a row
sbsoccer423 0
probably a school rivalry not necessarily a strictly football rivalry.
bosshaug 0
No it's not santaclara wilcox cause the scheldule said wilcox won 43-0
Laxguitar37 0
haha whoever thinks this is soccer is retarded...the OP said "today, at my football game"
bugmenotmofo 34
soccer is football in europe, dumbass
potsie 0
except he lives in california, so obviously its not european football
enlitenbank 0
Yeah whenever a FML mentions football you can just look at where the OP is from and youll know if its handegg or football theyre talking about.
Person1233 13
It's Football. Not football, Football. (lolwut)
splitsides 4
Uh, no. It's football. It's not a proper noun.
ohmanz 0
soccer is called football where im from.. and im not from europe either..
Suba_fml 8
If anyone thinks he is talking about soccer then you probably never heard of soccer before.
xobaby 0
You are rivals but they haven't beat you in 49 years??
Shikamaru_fml 11
Wow your school team must really ******* suck
potsie 0
my school is like that. We almost never lose to our rivals because the only good team they had was swimming, but nobody cared anyway (except them). My city is split up into two highschools so they r our rivals even though they generally lose to my school
potsie 0
wtf this was in reply to #22...
enlitenbank 0
When Americans say football, they mean Hand-Egg-running-with-pussy-protection. :)
ISellHerbs 0
Pussy pads? Obviously you have never even watched a football game. I'd like to see a team of all of the people in the world who think in "pussy pads" play an NFL team of top grade athletes without pads and see if your individual medical bills don't go over $10,000 each.
slack3r9 0
i love when europeans say this, rugby players are tough, dont get me wrong, but id like to see some of them go against a professional lineman from the NFL. rugby guys are prolly 200 pounds? some of these lineman push 400 pounds, linebackers are more towards 250. would love to see one of them try and tackle brandon jacobs, haha
Cloudssix 0
That's just stupid, rugby players play with almost no protection except a mouth guard, where as an American football player is layered with protection. Obviously the American footballer would win.
noName123456 0
no i think he means both teams going without pads
x_sta 0
This is called superiority complex -inserts smiley-