Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Boo!
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!
DontModMeDammit 10
Was it wearing a mask?
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Comments (67)
xXSleepXx 8
Paranormal toastivity
Cory1016 1
Them bitches are scary
PJmeloche 2
Shut up. This isn't an fml.
reldnahceus 8
Are you my daughter?
SxeDaze 13
I didn't know the brave little toaster turned evil.!
skyeyez9 25
Does opening a tube of biscuits scare you too, when they make that loud pop when the seal breaks?
scooter165 15
i could’ve ghostwritten this. it’s ok OP they’re kinda scary