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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Boo!
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!
DontModMeDammit 10
Was it wearing a mask?
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Comments (67)
SmittyJA24 26
You are the reason there is Prozac.
ronski 41
Look out the microwave is after you
ThecomingofTan 9
Were you scared because every time you walk past the toaster, it tries to seduce you with it's different toast settings?
hthelittleone 10
It gets me every time. Just waiting for it to pop out thinking "I won't let it scare me.." and when it does, I freak out
Akharr01 5
Hmmm, maybe you should invest in a quiet toaster??
KK3137 31
Haha no worries, I get that all the time with my printer :D it's just that when it starts printing it makes a really loud sound, and I always feel the suspense, waiting for it to start :D
GoW_Chick 15
Next time that toaster scares you show it who's the bread winner of the house!
iDaniel525 8
What a pan.
aimferd 4
Probably happens to everyone at least once in there life...
kelsojww 0
I don't blame you. Those things are frightening. When the time comes toasters as well as ATMs will fight back.