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Boo!

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

DontModMeDammit 10

Was it wearing a mask?

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Comments (67)

javachip1shot 0

lol wut

boydeee01 7

Lmao. I can just imagine you jumping every time the bread pops out.

jackovasaur 1

That's awesome hahaha

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Aww poor you... The toaster scared you huh? Yes, FYL indeed (sarcasm)

changesinme 0

The Deceptions are back?

ICATiger 13

Maybe there's a poptart cat in it...

GovernorGeneral 8

Lol. The toaster always scares me xD Thus, i dont eat toasted bread o_o

MagicGiraffe 12

8, TOAST pops out of the toaster. Bread goes in. :P

freakinglaugher 10

Alright, OP, hand over your man card.

ShroomsOnAcid 17

Hey, 64, it's a complicated mechanism to understand. Even the ever-intelligent Bill O'Reilly had trouble explaining that.

_Oblivion_ 12

Of all things, a toaster. A ******* toaster

Damn_Hippster 11

Hey, toaster are pretty terrifying.

bfrench95 0

Once you start thinking about when it's going to pop it scares you lol.

The_Plagiarizer 4

There has been a large amount of short FMLs lately.

skyttlz 32

Hahaha this made me laugh out loud

oXali 0

You on that BULLLSHITTT

Michael_92 20

So what does it do? Talk to you? Try to kill you? Does it walk around the house? If any of the above are true I suggest getting a new toaster. Give this one to someone you don't like ;)

DrMime 10

I don't always eat toast, but when I do I always make sure to-HOLY HELL!!! Scared me!

ImInYourFACEbook 8

2- Not too loud! OP might get scared again.

stormchaser24 24

Dang. Is it loud or what?

genesisCCORE 3

Maybe a white thing in the dark.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Loud? That's ridiculous! His toaster obviously pulled a knife on him.

fuzz97 23

My toaster is loud too. It always scares me when I'm making English muffins at 1 a.m. You have my sympathy, OP.

DontModMeDammit 10

Was it wearing a mask?

WCARlover 35

It took the butter knife and threatened OP

ThaBeasty01 5

OP needs to get our more often ..

EllyMo 15

Did the toast go 'BOO!'?

Thatoneguy021 0

"Today, i was just trying to make friends with my owner and got really excited to see him in the morning. Right as i got done with his breakfast i popped out the toast as fast as i could to serve it hot. He jumped out of getting scared. Again. FML"

Mkbitch 2

OMG that's a big deal!!! FYL! -_-

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

waswashere 0

I woke up the morning with my roster holding a pillow over my head

Guy247bp2 1

Your comment still was pretty funny...

rubberduckie94 13

My toaster used to pop up with so much force the toast would fly across the room. I was scared too

sicnesses 6

................AAAH WHITE BREAD!!!!!!