Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
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Top comments
Pun_Intended 0
At first I thought it said "massaged" rather than "messaged' haha.
emshilie 0
Well that sucks. fyl
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Comments (42)
Glam_fml 0
Ha! I love when people fail at being first.
CheshireHalli 19
Oh, good. I thought I was the only who loved that. xD
hornetchik 0
Oh I'm sure...
Hatemeorloveme 0
Damn that's that hurt right there. Dontcha just feel like an idiot!
Hatemeorloveme 0
!
tyhillman 0
Stab him haha, no really I wouldn't do that. Unless you reaaaaaally want to.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, that sucks he is one great guy
flyingfuk 0
YDI, for not sucking his dick asap
DrunkenValor 0
How does one suck a dick via the telephone/messenger? For if it is possible, I shall add myself or call my mobile, afterall I'm the most gentle with my own bits. Also, FYL.
Fucktroll 0
Like this, 24 8==D~O:
DameGreyWulf 1
Hmm... strangely, I saw your name on the license plate of a car while at my college.
Shlizabeth 0
YDI for going to college.
Fucktroll 0
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chowyuk 0
getting really tired of these got the wrong text fmls