zinka
United States
BIKES!
Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
brokeasscollegelife
Tallahassee, United States
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Blue_Heart
Brampton, Canada
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
getyourownbike
United States
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Kayla
United States
Stuck
Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Argh
Saivres, France
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
jwhizzle
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Nice "friend" you've got there
Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML
UnluckyTeen
Singapore
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Top comments
nmirles 0
Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.
DiTHL 0
hahah you ****** up.
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crazy_life44 0
Actually it sounds relatively familiar to one I've read before.
wowfmlife 0
Red sox>yankees
goldiefox 0
Yankees suck!
heavenandhell 0
So you decided it would be a good idea to complain about it insted of fixing it
SoreThroat 0
At least he wrote it well? LOL.
lolbulla 0
lol thats kinda messed up
ams116 0
C-U-T T-H-E L-O-C-K
Shyman4ever 0
Wtf is the key doing in New York? Anyways cut the damn lock.
cucuto89 0
So wait is the bike lock around the bike? or in your house? you really need to elaborate on these things
fili450r 0
key in NY, bike in Boston...how you get to NY from Boston without a bike? how is the key in NY if bike is in boston? why not just cut the lock? im confussed...FML
LasAranas 0
Sucks, but it's no one's fault but yours. I know we all mess up, but keep track of your things.
intotheblue 0
People here are so unsympathetic. :( I'm sorry for you, OP, that really sucks. Before I go on trips, I always get nervous about forgetting something. If I ever do forget something, it's usually nothing terribly important, but especially a big trip like that, you have so many things running through your mind, it's easy to let something slip like that. Maybe you could get someone back in NY to overnight the key to you? Or could you buy another bike lock there in Boston?