zinka
United States
BIKES!
Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
brokeasscollegelife
Tallahassee, United States
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Blue_Heart
Brampton, Canada
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
getyourownbike
United States
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Kayla
United States
Stuck
Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Argh
Saivres, France
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
jwhizzle
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Nice "friend" you've got there
Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML
UnluckyTeen
Singapore
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Top comments
nmirles 0
Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.
DiTHL 0
hahah you ****** up.
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Comments (57)
firakkai 0
cut it or buy a new one?
nightmare22 0
Im shipping up to boston :)
superboard 0
woo! boston! go sox & lobsters
magichateball 0
you could always find some enterprising youth from roxbury or dorchester to get that lock right off for you....but then youd have a lock and no bike. either way, YDI for forgetting your key. this is what we get from people in an area that think the jets and giants both play in new york
zinka_fml 0
OP here. I don't know where NJ came from. Must have been a drop-down error. I live in NY. The bike was in Boston because I used to live there. I was coming to Boston to pick it up and then bring it back to NY on the bus. But I forgot the key.
sofad15 0
something i would've done ))
SoccerPlaya17 0
yes he is. :p
Tuck_My_Life 3
I live in Boston, and needless to say your bike will probably be gone. At the very least, I would expect to be buying a bike seat in the next few days. You can sell them in south Boston for $5 a seat.
hatehatehatehate 0
You are officially a retarded person. I hope your uterus turns black and falls out of that poop canal you call a ****** At least then you won't pollute the world any more than you already have :-)
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
not an FML. this sucked completely.