Today, my boyfriend's brother and his fiancée decided to preach to me about how I need to read the Bible because I'm agnostic. I'd be fine, if it wasn't coming from two 19-year-olds who dated for 5 months, got pregnant, got engaged, lost the baby, and still wanna get married, "so they don't look bad." FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
Today, after agreeing to marry my boyfriend, he started spouting crap about converting to his religion, and how I’d need to take lessons from his mother on how to be a proper wife to him at all times, like, EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? DUMPED. See ya later, douchebag. FML
Today, my fiancé and I are house-sitting for my future in-laws for the next 3 weeks. They left a bible in both bedrooms, along with printouts of an article denouncing the "sin" of premarital sex. They're such complete whack-jobs, I wouldn't be surprised if they've set up hidden cameras everywhere too. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
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samuelreza 9
wow. sorry op hypocritical people suck
Lorenzo1102 21
Some people are so hypocritical and have no idea of their stupidity
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Comments (36)
AKGhost 10
Sorry you had to deal with that op! :( They shouldn't be trying to force their religion on you anyway. And with what they did, they aren't really helping their case and give people of that religion a bad name :/
chaseafterwind82 29
Tell them they can keep their ghost stories to themselves.
heeeelp900 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Tbh law of conservation of mass kinda proves their is a god, just sayin
Tyrez 32
And your grammar skills prove that you don't know what you're talking about.
limabeans101029 21
13- No... no, it really doesn't
a1_z9 10
Even if your theories about the universe not being able to exist without divine intervention held up, it wouldn't prove the creator is the one written about in the bible. There's a reason why most of Christianity is based on faith instead of proof.
not_your_taco 15
It's funny that a lot of people who say you should read the bible really need to read it themselves And I'm agnostic too!
ckerane 16
put your claws away haha
Econforthwin 15
Can't wait to see how their marriage turns out. That's the All-American Love Story.
crackajak 15
Drop the boyfriend and move on, according to his religious doctrine, an eternity in hell is the outcome of premarital sex. "Practice what you preach."
Miss_Mandi 29
Why does the boyfriend need to be dropped? :/
cheesetothepower 7
Nothing says that the boyfriend is weirdly religious. The brother could have easily fell in with religion or the bf could have broken away or taken a much more secular stance in the beliefs.
Tthug 34
Wow. You should really read more of the Bible before you pretend to be an expert on the afterlife punishment of sinners. Sin->forgiveness->redemption Jesus hung out with prostitutes and tax collectors. He's not there for the flawless, He's there for the broken.
a1_z9 10
From what I've seen, nothing quite matches the single-minded dedication of a teenage Christian. It's easier to see things in black and white when you're younger. Hopefully, when they grow up a bit, agnosticism will make more sense to them.
Dexter83_fml 17
That sucks OP all you need to say to them is "until your life is perfect don't tell me how to be"
Dick_diamond 22
Religion should be like like your private parts. Private. Don't wave that shit in my face..