Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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shadowzraptor 0
im never showering again haha ): that sucks
iKaite 0
A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.
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Comments (227)
CyclonePsycho 1
What's the bar of soap doing on the floor? Or did you knock it off when you fell?
NoteMyGrin 0
Aw, you're adorable. Get an ice pack on that! (:
3rw0n 0
hahahaha! damn that sucks..
girlinpants 0
i slipped on a soap bar once, fell out of the shower and broke my hand
tedwin223 0
and then the c4 beneath the plumbing exploded killing my dog and destroying my car so I can't go to burger kind double fml
sjdjxjwn 0
ur life stinks and I'd kill my shower
jacknmay 4
aww today is not ur day
dancineve10 0
Epic fail... Hopefully you never sneeze in the shower again.
iSwag 0
YDI for using bar soap ...and when the soap fell why would you leave it down there?! YDI
BLAARGH 0
HES IN PRISON. YOU DROP THE SOAP YOU NEVER PICK IT UP!
pwincessa23 1
Your life really is ******....