Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
Today, I got a letter from a hostel I stayed at saying they were going to sue me for leaving them a negative Google review. I was the victim of a $7000 theft crime there. They refused to call the police and ambulance when it happened, and they didn’t even give me my money I paid to stay there back. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML
Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML
Today, I was uninvited to our usual family Thanksgiving, as well as the rest of the holidays with my extended family. Why? They found out who I voted for. I won't say who, but according to my aunt, I'm to blame for putting their son's healthcare at risk. WTF? FML
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Today, on my family vacation, I tried to put my foot down and declare that my daughter would absolutely not be babysitting anyone's kids. Everyone got mad and made us go home. FML
Today, my parents told me that they're suing my best friend's parents because I broke my leg at their house. I've been begging and pleading and fighting with them not to but they won't listen. They keep saying that it's not personal and it's just a legal thing. Happens all the time. FML
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Top comments
VFaith14 1
You should sue them for discrimination!
tupelo 6
we Americans ain't that stoopid.
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Comments (99)
jarnos 2
Well Its still a better reason than thinking you maybe wanted to bring your weapons, or start a war for fun! ( witch both are not american style at all ;-) )
ragini95 16
In their defence... they could be right.
SamSwebb 24
'murica
Original_Outcast 23
Americans, we sue through our one hundred years of life... apparently.
Metthew 15
Well, I'd say it's because it's "those sort of Americans" that makes an appearance on TV and so... though I suppose the host family is equally stupid, for thinking ALL Americans are like that. Good luck, though. ^^
tgod2013 5
Should have said you were Canadian
xoxdezi 8
That's what you get for being American and living in the land of the free where we can do shit like sue...
iforgavelennon 7
.... people in other countries can sue, too. The difference is that the US is more prone to over-suing and frivolous lawsuits.
onorexveritas 24
other countries can be just as stereotypical as ours can be. keep trying op
bimbim_fml 6
So it's fml, because now you won't be able to sue them, right?
K_kanaka 26
'MERICA!!!