Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
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Top comments
HuskyButt 0
"I lied, just because I am lazy, but I couldn't even do it right." Oh yeah, obviously your life is terrible.
babygraprefruit 0
Mother of the year of the year award goes to... (drum roll) ...Not you, you lazy bitch.
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Comments (212)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
FAIL
Phobic_fml 14
you are quite the bitch.
jesbar95 10
lazy bitch
frenchvirgin 0
faaiill /:
Sniper3000 0
send me ur picture so i can punch u in the face when i see u.
krissy33 0
Wow, so you're a lazy ass and a bad parent. Awesome!
simonsaysYDI 8
Meh stupid to comment months later but w/e. How do we know she forgot them? Maybe something happened at school and she can't wear the shoes she brought. Maybe she wore boots since it was winter and they did that stupid, "your boots are too wet to wear inside". Either way, mom shouldn't have lied since she obviously had nothing better to do.
bigsexy22 0
you are a terrible parent
melodyne 0
how can you comment that bitchy? its not like her daughter had any serious problems - like its gonna ruin her life, if she doesnt have those sneakers? grow up, schools call the parents for the most stupid reasons. crying "child abuse" is a way over the top here. i'd say FYL because they call you instead of let her skip gym lesson once.
fantasyworld 39
She might get a 0 for the day if she isn't in the proper clothing.
MeganCello 8
Regardless of how old the daughter is and what the situation was, the mother is a lying, lazy bitch.