Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaky pipe after watching a tutorial. I turned what I thought was the main valve to cut the water, loosened the pipe, and immediately got sprayed in the face. In my panic, I tightened it wrong and made it worse. I had to call a plumber while standing in a puddle, holding a towel against the pipe like that was helping. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, I tried to save money by fixing a leaky sink myself. Fifteen minutes and three tools later, I had flooded under-sink cabinets and a new appreciation for plumbers. My landlord arrived with a wrench and a look that said ‘you’ll learn.’ I learned to call professionals first. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, I set about fixing the leaky, loose water tap in my kitchen. After hours of struggling with tools and rubber washers, I'd apparently finally managed to stop the leak. Proud of my handiwork, I turned on the main water to test it. The tap handle shot off, spraying water everywhere. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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Top comments
Chrysic 20
Op has it all figured out 1.Fix toilet without calling a plumber 2.Break newly fixed toilet 3.call plumber to fix toilet 4.????????? 5.Profit
BI4ze 17
I ant even think of anything witty. That straight up sucks.
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Comments (41)
westernmd 6
sounds like a crappy situation
cuz803 46
Pun failed
hilamonster06 21
I guess that's one way to earn your plumber's crack. sorry about that I hope you didn't cut yourself on the broken porcelain, that shit can be sharp as ****.
Kalilahshmeow 8
hahahahahahaa plumbers crack.
cuz803 46
On the bright side, you felt proud for doing something without hiring a professional :)
dtut 15
Yep, next thing she will be doing is her own electrical installation.. hope she doesn't **** that up.
species4872 20
And I suppose your feeling a bit flushed after your experience.
captainsmegma 12
Most likely you do not need a new floor. Watch some you tube videos, go to the depot and get a new shitter. Install it and you'll be ******** like royalty.
Dtcnationz 6
Man that sounds like a crappy day, it's okay op..sh*t happens.. But sounds like it stinks for you that you'll have to pay such a high price, it sounds like thats gonna dump all the money out of your wallet
stellasue11 38
awe, thats "shitty" :(
Moerighan 23
At least you tried, that's more than a lot of people can say these days, they always go for the quick fix so I hope you're proud of your accomplishment at least!
ARetardedSeal 24
The bathroom floors are waterproof at the subfloor. Underneath your tiles is probably ditra membrane. At most you'll need to replace a few chipped tiles
stellasue11 38
sounds like something that would happen to me!