Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, my boss announced he will be taking bereavement leave due to his father passing away. For some reason I’ll never understand, I got the urge to laugh. I tried so hard to hold it in but it was very obvious. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be able to write this. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
All you can do is grimace and bear it, it's an emotionally charged time for your boss, and he's bound to settle down eventually. Express your sympathies and try to move past it I guess
NomeDMF 17
He needs a healthier way to vent. A death in a family can always be a horrible thing to go through but regardless, he shouldn't take it out on you or other employees.
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Comments (29)
cathrope 10
That's when I pack my stuff up and head for the door and when my boss asks what the hell I'm doing I'd go "I'm sorry, but I thought you said I was fired." :)
Uuuuxc 7
Uh, no. He is a business professional. If you can't leave his baggage at home, you stay home. I understand that this is a difficult time for him, but this is not appropriate behavior.
izzajaneful 24
He should have just stayed home.
kelzo33 7
Shouldn't have made that typo then, should you
ekalfhsa 2
I think there are certain times in life you need to take a step back and write off someone's behaviour. Just let it go, it doesn't sound like this is your boss's usual behaviour so don't give him any aggro, just give him space.
Sandman2015 12
"Threatens to rip your spine out of your ass..." I'm writing that one down. It's a good one.
Code_Skull 12
geef hem een biertje en zet het dumpert anthem aan, en hij zal 100% opvrolijken!
lazlowrave 10
Pyramid of Screams. Now you get to go home and yell at your cat. That's life.
wrenavery90 12
Geez. Cut the guy some slack. Everyone deals with grief differently.