Today, I discovered that the ancient looking coin I dug up in my front yard is worth hundreds of dollars. Too bad I found that coin when I was eight years-old, and have since misplaced it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I got home and found my kids playing with my coin collection. My wife told me to stop being grouchy because it’s not like they’re silver and gold. No, but they were all mint condition, some of them very rare, and every scratch the kids just put on them has halved their value or worse. FML
Today, after I found gold coins a few years ago, nothing newsworthy but enough to pay off my parents' mortgage, some landowning douche, who is already a millionaire, is now claiming the lake where I found the coins is his, and is suing me for the coins' full value. If I lose in court, my parents may have to sell their house. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
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IAmTheHeavens 0
Time to mess up your entire house searching for it lol
sciencekidster1 8
No. The coin ran away from you.
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Comments (72)
RedPillSucks 33
Move on OP. Similar thing happened to me when my younger brother used my $500 dime in a vending machine. Most expensive bag of cheetos, ever!
fmltiligothigh 0
Go ******* look for it!
FU2causeUFML 2
I bet it isn't. Somebody is probably just messing with you.
Snookie85 19
I'd start searching if I were you!
alexFYL 11
I just watched an appraisal for a really old coin, and it and they're not really worth all that much.
Alexunited1212 2
I am pretty sure OP said it was worth hundreds of dollars. Which is a good chunk of money. You are most likely looking at the wrong coin anyway, considering OP didn't describe a certain coin.
cherryllollo 7
I bet your parents found it n took it. have u asked them??
ArielTheMermaid 17
Then.....find it.......
thrashdu2002 5
fake
thrashdu2002 5
are u sure the coin wasnt fake or was it real? what kind of coin?
jalapeno64 10
Who cares. It's only a few hundred bucks.