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sarahfromthesouth This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Anything is food if you're brave enough

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to see my 3 year-old daughter chewing on a used Band-Aid. FML

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I like how kids are picky about what vegetables they'll eat, but they'll eat things like used band-aids and bugs.

ohJeeznotme 7

She is THREE. Your job as her parent is to PAY ATTENTION to her and ensure things like this don't happen.

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parenting. do it.

Tisinlovewithme 2

LMFAO toddlers are such crackheads

Wait until she finds the used gum dispensers… Picnic tables