Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
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Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML
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Top comments
zenti 2
Wow, Wal-Mart security sure is stupid if they're going to kick you out for something so insignificant. Slow day for security.
KiwiLime 0
LOL, the woman's crazy.
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Comments (117)
stevenmx86 8
Why would you still take her somewhere you ass? "i don't know *gone*"
steggunekoms 0
you spent a whole hour at walmart?? fyl for sure!!
vyzhyn 0
se couldn't find the pet product aisle, buy she could find YOU?! wow...
BrzlnBrwni 0
ytf were u in a Walmart for an hour?? I hope u work there...
nis519 0
haha i was just gonna ask that walmart for over an hour???
SaintE_fml 0
who shows someone where something could be?
rgermain 0
Its because ppl who shop at walmart are ignorant, NASCAR-lovin inbreds. The first half hour was figuring out how to lace their Velcro shoes. shop your local mom-n-pop store. They have tons more character and keep your money local.
BenignSociopath 10
Prejudiced much? Ignorant ass.
MAC0789 2
Exactly how big is your walmart?
122409 0
and you were standing in the same spot an hour later because...?
just4funbalt 0
walmart sucks.