Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I’ve known casually for a few weeks. Everything was OK, until he asked me to come back to his place because he had something “to share with me.” Apparently, he’s double jointed, because his mouth reaches below his waist. He even finished. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Top comments
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Ya. He could be quite sensitive after. AND he sounds VERY inexperienced... So he could have been embarrassed... I think you dodged a bullet... also, a word of advice. Do not give it up so easy, especially if you like the guy, Nothing good can come of it.
mintcar 10
I guess he just wasn't feeling it.
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Comments (191)
bigbadtim 7
You're his masturbation fantasy.
j4ym4n 2
To all the chicks saying she shouldn't give it up so easy... wrong. I always respect the chick more if she's open and wants it ad much as me. if she wants it real bad but makes some lame arse excuse or puts it off I see that as MANIPULATION and mind games... and that's not going to go down good. anyway the chubby chicks saying I never give it up easy are bullshitters, when a hot guy comes along you spread those legs as easy as peanut butter :-p
ImaginaryFoe 1
You actually thought this was worth posting again?
wanted4myeyez 7
lol the fat ones do give up alot easier!!!
SettoFail 9
dude this happens..
gingerbuddy 0
fag
doughteeboy 0
what a noon I can get one on with out even using my hands lol and he came putting it on haha this guy must live in his moms basement.
schalk 12
That kind of blew my mind. Do you put it on with your mouth?
SaintE_fml 0
this FML had it all first date sex, premature ejaculation, condom trouble, and a guy whose a fucktard woo
SaintE_fml 0
**** me *who's
realityreject 0
I totally agree. ha
mrsfunke 0
lol why would you want to have sex with a premature ejaculator anyway? that little boy is no man and you shouldve been laughing at him not suggesting to get him hard again!! Hahahahahaha
thewife5 19
6 yrs or not.. a bit selfish.. me first! just saying:/
gigilvrs6 0
You suck at teasing and being a **** for having sex on the first date (from what I read)
gigilvrs6 0
Oh sorry dont think I read this right. Eh I'm so confused D;