Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I’ve known casually for a few weeks. Everything was OK, until he asked me to come back to his place because he had something “to share with me.” Apparently, he’s double jointed, because his mouth reaches below his waist. He even finished. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Top comments
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Ya. He could be quite sensitive after. AND he sounds VERY inexperienced... So he could have been embarrassed... I think you dodged a bullet... also, a word of advice. Do not give it up so easy, especially if you like the guy, Nothing good can come of it.
mintcar 10
I guess he just wasn't feeling it.
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Comments (191)
CoonYuh 0
Damn you just know how to pick em.
frolic_fml 2
The guy sounds like the akward geek type that will forever be alone (and not because he isn't attractive at all, but because he just can't interact with people.....)
aprilfacee 0
I think he was just embarrassed...
jlovage 4
That would be pretty damn embarrassing.. I'll get my coat.
randyw1234 0
damn thats like the definition of premature ejaculation right there!
AceArctic 4
That's just pathetic and rude!
CheapGodiva 0
Should we feel sad for you because you desire to be with a loser?
jadejazmyn 5
Time for a new crush lol
Mkbitch 2
Sounds like a keeper! Bet you ain't crushing no more.
amire23 4
6? Ps I've been in love for 11 years.
blackwidowtaco 31
Ouch!