Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been without hot water for three days thanks to a frozen water line. I finally managed to thaw the frozen area, only to have the chunk of ice dislodge, slam into a bend in the pipe, and burst the line. FML
Today, our roof collapsed due to water damage. I had saved the money to get the roof fixed months ago, but my wife saw a scare story about gas stoves and demanded we spend the money getting every gas-powered appliance ripped out and replaced. That new HVAC system will work great in a condemned house. FML
Today, it's been a week and a half since our hot water stopped working. Our landlord said he'll get on to it "in 3 days", after having said this already a few days before. I have to wash myself with a bucket and boiled water. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
Today, I replaced the broken hot plates in my stove, only to realize that something else is broken, and it's still is not usable. I had to change it all back before I could even heat dinner. This was after I had carried the thing up and down the stairs by myself, and spent an entire afternoon cleaning it. FML
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Today, we've hit day 4 with no hot water in my apartment. Today is also day 4 of the office insisting that the plumber is "on his way". My neighbor just got arrested for screaming at them. Looks like we'll be entering day 5 soon. FML
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Evaloscity 6
If they broke it, they have to fix it for free, and do it right. It's legal code for them to. (i do these things for a living)..Otherwise you'd win in a court case if it happens to cost you a few grand. Water heaters are quite expensive. So give them a warning or something.
perdix 31
Cold showers build character and rid the mind of perverted thoughts.
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TheTwistedOtaku 16
Or shower at a friend's house till then.
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why were they messing with the water heater to hook up the stove?
Kn0wledge123 21
I would assume its cause their stove and water heater work through the same gas line. Either that or they're morons.
DivineSunshine 1
Don't take no for an answer. You can get it turned on. All utility companies have the flexibility to expedite the connection especially if a baby or elderly person is living there. Wink... Wink...
innavoiG 9
Why is this in the Intimacy category...?
Witchy_fml 7
They should have to fix it for free and I would contact the company and DEMAND that they put you at the top of their list to be fixed or you are contacting a lawyer. Waiting two weeks because of their screw up is crap!
mfjkr 10
Save water, shower together.
luised95 6
Nice way to sue them!!
mrdiggame 1
Now you have I take baths like the good old days. heat up water in a bucket and mix it with the cold water
gc327072 31
OP, thy life is fucketh
Ryan11adidas 4
I know how you feel bro! This summer it was close to or over 100 degrees almost every day, and our air conditioning broke and it was soooo ******* hot in our house for 23 days!! I slept naked and was still sweating like crazy!!!!