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Somerville , united states In a relationship

Saradee 24 December 2012, 04:55 Inglewood, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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Alone 28 December 2012, 05:24 United States

Please don't!

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

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