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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Omaha, United States

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Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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InfernoVivo 12

What a... I'm not going to go there

this needs follow up.

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Look, maybe she washed the utensil pretty good before she used it.

I don't think it really matters it's still disgusting as hell to know you food was made with something that touches cat shit on a daily basis.

How in the hell does op deserve this??

1) people are assholes. 2) um...op should have knocked the kitty scoop out of mom's hand and sternly told her "NO!"

Aaaaaand time for takeout

One word Toxoplasmosis .

Mental health check for Mom?

Hopefully this was the first and last time she's done this. I would excuse myself from having dinner and just walk away. Far away. Though I can't help but wonder if you ever once thought her food tasted like crap OP...

moosetracks22 10

I would refuse to eat it or offer to "help" her by throwing the meat out. That is absolutely ******* disgusting.

I guess women don't belong in the kitchen haa

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