Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
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Top comments
pat2rome 0
Haha, that sounds like something out of Tom and Jerry. That's gotta suck.
Brittaneyyy 0
it's something u bake on and that really is a fyl but how on earth can hit itself that hard
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Comments (49)
DizzyDemon0 9
Try not to be a retard. You Deserved That. 'Tard
Dhamy 0
#3 - Meany. :/ Anyways, that's hilarious! But,also, I'm sorry, it probably hurt.
frootloop25 0
Ohh I'm soo sorry. That sucks. Jeez, so many people are getting hurt on FML these days...
IEatCrayons 0
agree with #3.
Sock_fml 0
You putz
acertijo 0
awwwwwww hehee
asxp10 0
This has already been done dumb ****. "Today, my parrot was on my shoulder and made a sound that freaked me out. I stepped back startled, and tripped over my dog and hit my head on the stove knocking me out. FML" or something like that. You're not original, you FAIL.
asxp10 0
Page 3 Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML
kitten_kelly 0
Oooh my god.. LOL!!!
wutupbruh 0
@#6 I ACTUALLY laughed out loud at that one cuz i was JUST watching gilbert gottfried tell his aristocrats joke... trust me. you do not wanna hear it. its the most screwed up disgusting thing ive ever heard in my life. Yet still amazingly funny. But not if youre a prude.