Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
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pat2rome 0
Haha, that sounds like something out of Tom and Jerry. That's gotta suck.
Brittaneyyy 0
it's something u bake on and that really is a fyl but how on earth can hit itself that hard
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Comments (49)
h011ist3rguy 0
Just tell everyone you got in a fight. You should've saw the other guy.
poolshark 0
At least the sheet pan didn't just come out of the oven? Second degree burns would have been the icing on the cake...
alwaysalady 0
Yeah. Shit like that happens. Once, I was carrying a 30 pound tray of chicken, tripped on a broken tile, sent the chicken flying across the floor and caught myself....by putting my hand on the hot grill. I feel for you.
anglcdvl89 0
#12 I was just thinking that; once I moved a pan of brownies not knowing my mom had taken out them out of the oven five minutes before. I burned my fingerprints off and suffice to say, it hurt like all hell. OP if it makes you feel better, I had a friend that ran into a wall full on because she forgot to turn. And it's on video. Hope you get well soon!
luckyyyme 0
How did you hit yourself in the head with a sheet pan?
chelzy 0
trying to pull it down from the cabinet dumbsheet. hehe. puns are fun. btw, op, I'm very sorry. get well soon. u get an e-hug. <('_'<)
jackattack12 0
I'm wondering how exactly you managed to hit yourself with a sheet pan...
sparda4355 0
Two words... Workmans Comp! Lucky bastard, you just got rich and didn't even know it!
Ole_Stinker 0
Were you in a Three Stooges short? Too bad you didn't get it on tape- that would be an instant YouTube classic.
some1hones 0
yeah.. Karma is a bitch and you are an idiot my friend
squeaksx24 0
Oh no! Hope you feel better! .. Honestly, who clicked "you deserve it"? Thats ridiculous.