Today, my stepdaughter proudly showed off her new tattoo. It says "Jace’s place" in sloppy script on her lower belly. She’s 15. Jace is a boy she’s been seeing for 3 months. She got the tattoo in "some guy’s garage." It happened during her weekend visit with her father. Hello teenage rebellion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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Bogrbon 27
I know someone who is going to get tattoo removal for a sweet 16 present...: But seriously, you should get her tested for HIV and hepatitis and the like. A tattoo in some guy’s garage is super sketch.
DonULFonso 22
Classy...
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DonULFonso 22
Classy...
RichardPencil 32
If things don't work out with this Jace, she can always meet another Jace and he'll be happy that her ****** is labeled as his. I've never seen the name Jace (I heard people named Jason being called that, but I never seen it spelled out).
raven_of_azarath 35
The love interest in The Mortal Instruments series is named Jace, but I had never seen it used in real life.
Bogrbon 27
I know someone who is going to get tattoo removal for a sweet 16 present...: But seriously, you should get her tested for HIV and hepatitis and the like. A tattoo in some guy’s garage is super sketch.
LackyLacy 5
Get a fake matching one and show your support with great enthusiasm.
my_way_1213 12
luckily crappy tattoos are easier to cover up... when shes older...by a professional
mccuish 25
She’s gonna regret that tattoo when she’s older
samsonity 5
Get a belt sander to remove it. :)
tounces7 28
Trailer Park life....
IHaveThePower 18
Well, now she gets to discover that the consequences for getting a sketchy tattoo is a round of doctor's visits and tests to make sure she didn't catch anything sketchy, and possibly some rounds of antibiotics if she did. Natural consequences are often the best teachers. You might leave the offer open that you'll help fund laser removal or a professional tattoo to cover it up at eighteen--while laser removal works, getting a coverup tattoo is a pretty good option if you're legal.