Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!
may_cause_fail 0
Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D
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Comments (180)
DizzyDemon0 9
wow...u wanna come to one of MY company BBQ's? I will pay you. On a side note: those things are always so boring..I'm sure they loved having SOMEONE enjoy themselves...the only thing im disappointed with you...is that you ruined a cake...cake is always good..even when naked drunk people are in it...
smartie447 0
NAKED CAKE JUMPING!!!!!!!!! its the newest sport!!!!!
Sarahhh4978 0
I like how no one stopped you.
Chris968 0
Nice one. Do you still have a job?
MyLifeIsGREATha 0
Stop drinking alcohol. simple.
PonTiFeX 0
That's pretty stupid. Were you chugging drinks back? 'cause the negative impacts should have become pretty evident not long after your first drink... I say this as an experienced high school student training to become an auto mechanic. lol but seriously this is a little unorthodox. #76 FTW!
Anonymus101 4
I hope someone had a camera and recorded that, that would have been video of the year material. YDI, by the way.
love_lucy 0
well you did say a "few" drinks meaning more than one and probably more than 2 or 3 that alone could be enough to make you act that way, the medication probably made it 10x worse
laceyxx 0
lmfao, now THAT'S a party! hahaha
dcapp 0
haha this is real funny