Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!
may_cause_fail 0
Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D
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Comments (180)
this_one_is_fake 0
fake, fake, FAKE
paperplanes2012 0
yall are mean. you should feel bad for her...
FXCKMYLIFE 0
If you're gonna tell me that the relaxants mixed with alcohol caused you to pass out, I'd believe it If you're gonna tell me that over-consumption of alcohol caused you to jump into the cake, I'd believe it However, if you're gonna tell me that the 2, mixed caused you to do something that stupid, you're wrong
sleepless15_p 0
I hope you get fired for being a HUGE idiot.
jaymers 3
um, as a general rule, never take any meds of any kind with alcohol. i thought everyone knew that...
krystinite 0
I don't buy it. At all. And the 4-foot cake? Unless you're talking about the circumference of a circular cake, or your boss is Jim Gaffigan, that's just absurd.
wowzers22 0
hahahahahhahahahahahah my new favorite this is funny you should have been moter boated by your boss
dg72592_fml 0
never never NEVER mix alcohol & medication. i've seen very bad things happen to people from that, you're lucky you just ended up embarrassed and not in the hospital...
1kc8 0
well did you at least have fun?
craznazn247 0
Lol I would still eat the cake from around you. Its a 4 foot cake, surely some of it hasn't been tainted! Delicious. ;) Bad mix though. Didn't you learn anything in school?