By anonymous - 24/04/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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juggyjones 0

that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.

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grazynaanka 0

It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!

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Wildcard 0

shouldn't you know when youre going to be on your period by now? i know exactly what day and even around what time of the day i'm going to get mine why didn't you plan your wedding according to when you get your period so you can bang your hubby? i say.. FHL, he's not getting any on his wedding night, poor guy :(

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sydney9_fml 0

Stick with a pad. my friend. I don't want to stuff some foreign object up my bahooky.

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artykat 0

YDI for not using a tampon. And @243, good luck with sex.

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indian_goddess 0

planning around it is no use. stress induces an earlier start.

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hellinahandbag 0

Make sure you take plenty of tylenol or midol!

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liivetruth 0

Okay seriously? Has no one even thought about the idea that nice churches and receptions aren't available every day???? You have to go with what ever date it available unless your planning like 2 years ahead for a certain date.

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omgineedtopee 0

one word for you. tampon.

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xosayitright4791 0

ooohhh wow wadda coincidense my friends toni and matt are getting married today!! welllll best of luck and try a tampon?? those help?? lol

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juggyjones 0

you'll bleed while you're on the pill if you **** up your routine. so, don't **** up your routine. if you're still bleeding, then get on a different kind.

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