By Exodiafinder687 - 12/4/2015 09:06 - United States - Tampa
Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.
By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar
Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
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Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.